1 00:00:02,581 --> 00:00:05,149 (indistinct conversations) 2 00:00:07,852 --> 00:00:10,454 Hey, all I did was give you some fresh eyes. 3 00:00:10,456 --> 00:00:11,877 Ms. Watson. 4 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:13,586 I didn't know you and Holmes were stopping by. 5 00:00:13,587 --> 00:00:15,120 He's not here, just me. 6 00:00:15,122 --> 00:00:16,588 Everything okay? 7 00:00:16,590 --> 00:00:19,224 Uh, could we talk privately? 8 00:00:19,226 --> 00:00:21,259 I haven't heard from him in over three hours. 9 00:00:21,261 --> 00:00:22,661 He's not responding to texts, 10 00:00:22,663 --> 00:00:24,429 he's not answering his phone. 11 00:00:24,431 --> 00:00:27,499 All due respect, but you know your boss is a weirdo, right? 12 00:00:27,501 --> 00:00:31,036 He's probably out trying to find Jimmy Hoffa 13 00:00:31,038 --> 00:00:32,737 in some, uh, subway tunnel. 14 00:00:32,739 --> 00:00:35,040 You don't understand. We have an arrangement. 15 00:00:35,042 --> 00:00:36,875 We're not supposed to be apart for more than two hours, 16 00:00:36,877 --> 00:00:38,710 and he's never supposed to be unreachable. 17 00:00:38,712 --> 00:00:41,079 I know you two are pretty close for an assistant and a boss, 18 00:00:41,081 --> 00:00:42,631 but how is that even possible? 19 00:00:42,633 --> 00:00:44,282 You both have to sleep, right? 20 00:00:44,284 --> 00:00:46,551 I'm... not his assistant. 21 00:00:46,553 --> 00:00:49,120 I... okay, the only reason we are together all the time 22 00:00:49,122 --> 00:00:51,022 is because I live at his place. 23 00:00:51,024 --> 00:00:53,758 Okay. 24 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:57,462 Don't know why you guys couldn't have just told me that, 25 00:00:57,464 --> 00:00:58,930 but... fine. 26 00:00:58,932 --> 00:01:00,398 Okay, it's not like that. 27 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,868 It's... we're not together together. 28 00:01:02,870 --> 00:01:05,070 Okay, what is it like? 29 00:01:06,138 --> 00:01:08,039 (sighs) 30 00:01:08,041 --> 00:01:09,307 I-I... 31 00:01:09,309 --> 00:01:10,876 I-I can't say, I'm sorry. 32 00:01:10,878 --> 00:01:12,677 Well, Ms. Watson, if you want me to help you, 33 00:01:12,679 --> 00:01:15,113 you're gonna have to tell me what the story is, all right? 34 00:01:24,090 --> 00:01:25,590 I'm a sober companion. 35 00:01:25,592 --> 00:01:27,425 I work with recovering drug addicts. 36 00:01:27,427 --> 00:01:28,977 Sherlock is my client. 37 00:01:28,979 --> 00:01:31,012 His father hired me to help him stay clean. 38 00:01:31,014 --> 00:01:32,814 The only reason I am telling you this 39 00:01:32,816 --> 00:01:34,616 is because I think he may have relapsed. 40 00:01:34,618 --> 00:01:36,818 I need your help to find him. 41 00:01:38,654 --> 00:01:41,273 (vehicle drives past) 42 00:01:44,911 --> 00:01:47,529 Mm. 43 00:01:56,535 --> 00:02:00,535 00:02:04,560 == sync, corrected by elderman == 45 00:02:04,585 --> 00:02:16,351 ♪ 46 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,325 Speaking of which, how is my favorite six year-old? 47 00:02:22,425 --> 00:02:23,991 She's good. She's great. 48 00:02:23,993 --> 00:02:25,576 Enough about her; how are you? 49 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:27,478 I'm good. Yeah? 50 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,829 Any new men in your life? 51 00:02:28,831 --> 00:02:30,331 Uh, sort of. 52 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:32,082 But it's work, I'm not dating anyone. 53 00:02:32,084 --> 00:02:33,334 Good. 54 00:02:33,336 --> 00:02:34,885 Maybe you won't be as mad at me. 55 00:02:34,887 --> 00:02:36,553 What are you talking about? 56 00:02:36,555 --> 00:02:38,005 You split up with Ty a while ago, 57 00:02:38,007 --> 00:02:39,473 and you never let me set you up, so... 58 00:02:39,475 --> 00:02:40,841 Oh, Aaron! 59 00:02:40,843 --> 00:02:42,626 Hi! Over here. 60 00:02:42,628 --> 00:02:44,345 Are you serious? Shut up. 61 00:02:44,347 --> 00:02:45,606 I'm gonna kill you. 62 00:02:45,631 --> 00:02:46,598 - Hey, Em. - Hi! 63 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:49,099 Oh, I didn't realize you were meeting someone else. 64 00:02:49,101 --> 00:02:50,317 Yeah, that's okay. She didn't know, either. 65 00:02:50,319 --> 00:02:51,685 This is Aaron, from work. 66 00:02:51,687 --> 00:02:53,654 EMILY: Have a seat. 67 00:02:53,656 --> 00:02:55,823 This is Joan, my oldest friend. Was. 68 00:02:55,825 --> 00:02:58,058 Okay, I've got water aerobics in 20 minutes. 69 00:02:58,060 --> 00:03:00,411 Wait, wait, I... I know you two are strangers, but... 70 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:02,496 you're both fantastic, and single, so... 71 00:03:02,498 --> 00:03:03,697 start with that. 72 00:03:03,699 --> 00:03:05,032 See where it goes. 73 00:03:05,034 --> 00:03:08,619 My treat. 74 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:11,005 I think this is what you call an ambush setup. 75 00:03:11,007 --> 00:03:12,539 Well, the good news is that I don't have to buy you a drink. 76 00:03:12,541 --> 00:03:14,708 That's true. Although I could go for 77 00:03:14,710 --> 00:03:16,243 a double vodka rocks right about now. 78 00:03:16,245 --> 00:03:19,079 Do you normally drink spirits before, um, what? 79 00:03:19,081 --> 00:03:21,181 10:00 in the morning? No, but... 80 00:03:21,183 --> 00:03:23,583 go easy on me, I've just been ambushed. 81 00:03:23,585 --> 00:03:24,852 (laughs) 82 00:03:24,854 --> 00:03:27,354 WOMAN: Vanilla latte for... Aaron? 83 00:03:27,356 --> 00:03:28,806 Excuse me, that's me. 84 00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:31,425 Okay. 85 00:03:41,069 --> 00:03:43,070 (phone chimes) 86 00:03:43,072 --> 00:03:44,938 ♪ There you are, you and your friends ♪ 87 00:03:44,940 --> 00:03:47,607 ♪ Standing in a field that's... ♪ 88 00:03:47,609 --> 00:03:49,543 Sorry to snoop, but... 89 00:03:49,545 --> 00:03:52,046 "YT? ND U ASAP?" 90 00:03:52,048 --> 00:03:54,198 What, are you texting with a teenager? 91 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,133 A fully-grown adult, actually. 92 00:03:56,135 --> 00:03:58,419 Sorry, I haven't done this in a while. 93 00:03:58,421 --> 00:04:01,221 Um... I don't know where to start. 94 00:04:01,223 --> 00:04:03,524 Me neither. 95 00:04:03,526 --> 00:04:04,791 (phone chimes) 96 00:04:04,793 --> 00:04:08,012 Oh... "CUS"? 97 00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:09,563 I'm guessing that's "see you soon," 98 00:04:09,565 --> 00:04:12,399 but what is "IMLTHO"? 99 00:04:12,401 --> 00:04:15,135 HOLMES: It means "In my less 100 00:04:15,137 --> 00:04:16,570 than humble opinion." 101 00:04:16,572 --> 00:04:18,889 Your abbreviations are becoming borderline indecipherable. 102 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:20,524 I don't know why, 103 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:23,610 because you are obviously capable of being articulate. 104 00:04:23,612 --> 00:04:25,162 Language is evolving, Watson, 105 00:04:25,164 --> 00:04:27,197 becoming a more efficient version of itself. 106 00:04:27,199 --> 00:04:29,283 I love text shorthand. 107 00:04:29,285 --> 00:04:31,568 It allows you to convey content and tone 108 00:04:31,570 --> 00:04:33,370 without losing velocity. 109 00:04:33,372 --> 00:04:35,122 Met a man, I see. 110 00:04:35,924 --> 00:04:37,374 A handsome one, at that. 111 00:04:37,376 --> 00:04:39,410 Um, this is the part where I ask you 112 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:40,677 how you knew that, right? 113 00:04:40,679 --> 00:04:41,962 You put your hair up 114 00:04:41,964 --> 00:04:43,497 when you want to look your best. 115 00:04:43,499 --> 00:04:44,882 You think it's more flattering. 116 00:04:44,884 --> 00:04:47,000 You're wrong, of course. It's a draw. 117 00:04:47,002 --> 00:04:48,886 But it was down when you left for coffee, and now it's up. 118 00:04:48,888 --> 00:04:51,021 Ergo, you unexpectedly met a man 119 00:04:51,023 --> 00:04:52,272 you found attractive. 120 00:04:52,274 --> 00:04:53,774 Okay, what am I doing here, anyway? 121 00:04:53,776 --> 00:04:55,175 You said it couldn't wait? 122 00:04:55,177 --> 00:04:57,644 I'm just trying to stick to the terms of our agreement. 123 00:04:57,646 --> 00:04:59,313 You said we're not supposed to be apart 124 00:04:59,315 --> 00:05:00,680 for more than two hours, 125 00:05:00,682 --> 00:05:02,199 and I have a mysterious errand to run, 126 00:05:02,201 --> 00:05:03,951 and I have no idea how long it's gonna take. 127 00:05:03,953 --> 00:05:05,235 What kind of errand? 128 00:05:05,237 --> 00:05:06,904 We have been summoned to a meeting 129 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:08,872 of the Board of Directors of Canon-Ebersole. 130 00:05:08,874 --> 00:05:11,308 The investment firm. What do they want to see you about? 131 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:12,709 I have no idea. 132 00:05:12,711 --> 00:05:14,962 Hence my use of the word "mysterious." 133 00:05:14,964 --> 00:05:17,197 Apparently Gregson recommended my services, 134 00:05:17,199 --> 00:05:19,166 and, uh, they won't tell me anything else 135 00:05:19,168 --> 00:05:21,802 until I've signed a confidentiality agreement. 136 00:05:21,804 --> 00:05:23,670 Uh, is that what you're going to wear? 137 00:05:23,672 --> 00:05:25,672 What's wrong with it? 138 00:05:25,674 --> 00:05:28,342 It... I'm pretty sure you slept in that T-shirt last night, 139 00:05:28,344 --> 00:05:31,762 and, um, the guys on Wall Street are a little more... 140 00:05:31,764 --> 00:05:33,480 formal in the way they dress. 141 00:05:33,482 --> 00:05:34,982 Those are costumes. 142 00:05:34,984 --> 00:05:37,151 I loathe bankers. 143 00:05:37,153 --> 00:05:38,769 They rigged the roulette wheel of commerce, 144 00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:40,320 very nearly destroyed the world economy, 145 00:05:40,322 --> 00:05:42,689 and they still think if they wear suits 146 00:05:42,691 --> 00:05:43,941 they'll be treated like respectable folk 147 00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:46,560 instead of the crooks that they are. 148 00:05:47,662 --> 00:05:49,947 My name is Jim Fowkes. 149 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:51,498 I'm the chief investment officer. 150 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:54,001 This is Daniel Cho, our chief financial officer, 151 00:05:54,003 --> 00:05:55,369 another in-house board member... 152 00:05:55,371 --> 00:05:56,837 Yep, you're all chief of something. 153 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:58,338 What do you want? 154 00:05:58,340 --> 00:06:00,140 Mm. 155 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:03,260 FOWKES: This is our COO, Peter Talbott. 156 00:06:03,262 --> 00:06:05,762 Every quarter, he fields a conference call with 157 00:06:05,764 --> 00:06:07,548 our institutional investors. 158 00:06:07,550 --> 00:06:10,417 These people control huge pension funds. 159 00:06:10,419 --> 00:06:12,853 As far as they're concerned, Peter's the voice of the company. 160 00:06:12,855 --> 00:06:15,105 This quarter's call was supposed to happen yesterday. 161 00:06:15,107 --> 00:06:18,158 We had to reschedule, because Peter didn't show up. 162 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:19,943 Nobody has any idea where he is. 163 00:06:19,945 --> 00:06:21,979 And if you don't get this call back on the books soon, 164 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:23,780 people will start to whisper. 165 00:06:23,782 --> 00:06:26,867 When these people whisper, Mr. Holmes, 166 00:06:26,869 --> 00:06:28,235 millions of dollars disappear. 167 00:06:28,237 --> 00:06:30,571 The gentleman we spoke to, 168 00:06:30,573 --> 00:06:31,905 a, uh, Captain Gregson, 169 00:06:31,907 --> 00:06:33,507 he said that the NYPD couldn't get involved 170 00:06:33,509 --> 00:06:35,576 until Peter had been missing for two days. 171 00:06:35,578 --> 00:06:37,077 He also said that 172 00:06:37,079 --> 00:06:39,296 you were the finest investigator he'd ever known. 173 00:06:39,298 --> 00:06:42,883 We'd like to hire you and your, uh... associate. 174 00:06:42,885 --> 00:06:44,001 Bodyguard. 175 00:06:44,003 --> 00:06:46,386 Luckily for you, Mr. Fowkes, 176 00:06:46,388 --> 00:06:48,005 I have a hole in my schedule. 177 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:50,174 My usual private consulting rates will apply, of course, 178 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:53,710 multiplied by a factor of 12, shall we say? 179 00:06:53,712 --> 00:06:55,295 You're wondering if I'm worth it. 180 00:06:55,297 --> 00:06:57,564 I could provide a demonstration, if you'd like. 181 00:06:57,566 --> 00:06:58,866 I'm fairly sure, 182 00:06:58,868 --> 00:07:00,167 for example, that these two are 183 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:01,818 sleeping with each other. 184 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:03,187 You really should be more careful of your body language. 185 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:04,521 And you, for some reason, 186 00:07:04,523 --> 00:07:05,856 have recently used a solvent 187 00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:08,742 to remove fingernail polish from your hands. 188 00:07:08,744 --> 00:07:11,144 12 times your usual rate will be just fine. 189 00:07:11,146 --> 00:07:14,331 I will need access to Peter Talbott's office, his computer. 190 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:17,734 My secretary will be happy to take you down there right now. 191 00:07:24,442 --> 00:07:26,043 Cute couple. 192 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:27,377 WOMAN: Everyone here calls Peter and Alyssa 193 00:07:27,379 --> 00:07:28,929 "Taylor and Burton." 194 00:07:28,931 --> 00:07:30,264 You know, after the movie stars. 195 00:07:30,266 --> 00:07:31,548 Fascinating. 196 00:07:31,550 --> 00:07:35,052 I'll be outside if you need me. 197 00:07:35,054 --> 00:07:37,003 I don't think I've ever seen you so happy, 198 00:07:37,005 --> 00:07:38,338 back in the conference room. 199 00:07:38,340 --> 00:07:40,274 Mastering the Masters of the Universe. 200 00:07:40,276 --> 00:07:41,725 Bit of a letdown, actually. 201 00:07:41,727 --> 00:07:43,360 I think I could've got 20 times my normal rate. 202 00:07:43,362 --> 00:07:46,396 What is your normal rate? Oh, I don't have one. 203 00:07:46,398 --> 00:07:48,315 Remind me to make one up before I leave. 204 00:07:48,317 --> 00:07:49,733 Typical. 205 00:07:49,735 --> 00:07:51,568 Every stuffed shirt who wants to pass for erudite 206 00:07:51,570 --> 00:07:53,070 has shelves full of unread books. 207 00:07:53,072 --> 00:07:56,156 None of the spines on these have ever been cracked. 208 00:07:56,158 --> 00:07:57,741 Except... 209 00:07:57,743 --> 00:08:00,994 this one. 210 00:08:00,996 --> 00:08:04,248 Which apparently Mr. Talbott consults all the time. 211 00:08:12,340 --> 00:08:13,757 Ah. 212 00:08:13,759 --> 00:08:16,042 I've never been a fan of John Maynard Keynes, 213 00:08:16,044 --> 00:08:17,561 but this I could sink my teeth into. 214 00:08:17,563 --> 00:08:19,012 WATSON: I don't understand. What is that? 215 00:08:19,014 --> 00:08:20,564 It's a menu. 216 00:08:20,566 --> 00:08:23,049 Each of these girls is available for a price. 217 00:08:23,051 --> 00:08:24,651 See the ring symbols at the bottom? 218 00:08:24,653 --> 00:08:28,438 The more rings, the more expensive the prostitute. 219 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,607 So you're speaking from experience? 220 00:08:30,609 --> 00:08:32,743 It's just a deduction. 221 00:08:32,745 --> 00:08:35,996 Though I am on an expense account. 222 00:08:35,998 --> 00:08:38,081 Almost all these pages are turned down. 223 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:39,333 The more pricey girls 224 00:08:39,335 --> 00:08:41,234 were his favorites. 225 00:08:41,236 --> 00:08:42,619 But you can't just tell the IRS 226 00:08:42,621 --> 00:08:44,421 you spend six figures a year on slappers. 227 00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:47,257 No, you need to hide the expense. So... 228 00:08:47,259 --> 00:08:51,678 Let's see... calendar, contacts... 229 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:53,213 Yeah. 230 00:08:53,215 --> 00:08:55,799 You see? 231 00:08:55,801 --> 00:08:58,602 Talbott has contact addresses for two separate accountants. 232 00:08:58,604 --> 00:09:01,955 This one is for a rep for DDB. 233 00:09:01,957 --> 00:09:04,274 That's a big five firm, nothing untoward there. 234 00:09:04,276 --> 00:09:06,476 Probably handled the family books. But this one... 235 00:09:06,478 --> 00:09:09,596 is an independent accountant by the name of Martin Rydell. 236 00:09:09,598 --> 00:09:13,817 Handled something Peter calls his "Executive Private Account"" 237 00:09:13,819 --> 00:09:15,235 Excuse me! 238 00:09:15,237 --> 00:09:16,703 Secretary? 239 00:09:18,289 --> 00:09:19,623 What did Fowkes say your name was? 240 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:21,992 He didn't. It's Donna. 241 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:24,378 Well, before we leave, Donna, would you mind calling us in 242 00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:26,246 a reservation for three at Villa Pacri? 243 00:09:28,216 --> 00:09:29,783 We're not dressed for Villa Pacri. 244 00:09:29,785 --> 00:09:31,501 We're not dressed for Canon-Ebersole, either. 245 00:09:31,503 --> 00:09:33,170 When I invite Martin Rydell to lunch, it'll help if 246 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:34,671 I drop the name of one of 247 00:09:34,673 --> 00:09:37,257 the most expensive restaurants in the city. 248 00:09:40,828 --> 00:09:43,814 So you loathe Canon-Ebersole and everything they stand for. 249 00:09:43,816 --> 00:09:45,349 But you love to spend their money. 250 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:47,651 You don't see any inconsistency there? 251 00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:49,736 I'm redistributing as many of their assets as I can. 252 00:09:49,738 --> 00:09:52,072 If I'm going to get in bed with the croupiers of a rigged game, 253 00:09:52,074 --> 00:09:54,574 I'm going to make damn sure their wallets are lighter in the morning. 254 00:09:54,576 --> 00:09:56,395 Sir? Mm. 255 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:58,373 And that is for? 256 00:09:58,398 --> 00:09:59,697 It's the most expensive bottle they've got. 257 00:09:59,698 --> 00:10:01,581 I don't care if it comes in a box, you're not drinking it. 258 00:10:01,583 --> 00:10:04,868 It's not for me. You see that couple over there? 259 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:06,787 I observed them while you were in the bathroom. 260 00:10:06,789 --> 00:10:09,089 The man's suit is frayed from dry cleaning. 261 00:10:09,091 --> 00:10:10,924 I'd wager it's the only one he's got. 262 00:10:10,926 --> 00:10:13,710 Therefore, he saved to come here for a special occasion. 263 00:10:13,712 --> 00:10:16,963 Also, he keeps touching the inside pocket of his suit coat, 264 00:10:16,965 --> 00:10:19,099 like he's checking to see that something valuable 265 00:10:19,101 --> 00:10:21,435 is still there. He's about to propose. 266 00:10:21,437 --> 00:10:25,288 And I'm going to send this wine over as congratulations. 267 00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:27,724 It's lovely, thank you. 268 00:10:27,726 --> 00:10:28,942 Mr. Holmes? 269 00:10:28,944 --> 00:10:31,645 Mr. Rydell. 270 00:10:31,647 --> 00:10:33,563 Won't you sit down? 271 00:10:35,733 --> 00:10:38,902 Confession: I told a couple of white lies on the phone. 272 00:10:38,904 --> 00:10:41,071 I don't actually work at Canon-Ebersole, 273 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:42,906 and I have no intention of opening 274 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:45,575 a private executive account with you. 275 00:10:45,577 --> 00:10:47,360 What I would like is to discuss the work 276 00:10:47,362 --> 00:10:49,212 you did concealing Peter Talbott's predilection 277 00:10:49,214 --> 00:10:50,664 for expensive hookers. 278 00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:54,251 I'm sorry, I think maybe this is a mistake. 279 00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:56,169 Is it strictly legal, 280 00:10:56,171 --> 00:10:58,555 the private executive accounting business? I bet not. 281 00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:00,540 Yet you seemed very eager to take this meeting with me, 282 00:11:00,542 --> 00:11:03,760 so I'm quite sure that Peter Talbott's not the only rich man 283 00:11:03,762 --> 00:11:05,712 to avail himself of your services. 284 00:11:05,714 --> 00:11:07,431 But by all means, leave. 285 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:08,932 I'm sure there's any number of magazines 286 00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:11,401 would love to publish a story about 287 00:11:11,403 --> 00:11:13,103 the man who hides the dirty secrets of Wall Street. 288 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:15,522 The press is so base these days. 289 00:11:16,157 --> 00:11:18,074 Excuse me. 290 00:11:18,076 --> 00:11:19,392 Hello. Is this the Post? 291 00:11:19,394 --> 00:11:21,928 Wait! (sighs) 292 00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:24,748 I work with Peter. I set up a shell corporation. 293 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,451 We steer a little bit of his paycheck 294 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:29,536 into a quiet little slush fund. 295 00:11:29,538 --> 00:11:31,571 He can do whatever he wants with it. 296 00:11:31,573 --> 00:11:33,290 And if he were using this slush fund 297 00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:34,825 to binge on his favorite bad habit, 298 00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:36,827 where do you suppose we might find him? 299 00:11:37,912 --> 00:11:40,680 I rented an apartment in Tribeca 300 00:11:40,682 --> 00:11:42,782 under the name of the dummy corp. 301 00:11:42,784 --> 00:11:46,252 Yes, I will! Of course I will! 302 00:11:48,739 --> 00:11:50,240 That's lovely, isn't it? 303 00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:53,226 This apartment, we'll need the address. 304 00:11:53,228 --> 00:11:55,378 The man you met this morning, 305 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:57,113 his name's Aaron, yes? 306 00:11:57,115 --> 00:11:59,816 He sent a text while you were in the bathroom at lunch, 307 00:11:59,818 --> 00:12:01,568 asked if you wanted to have dinner tonight. 308 00:12:01,570 --> 00:12:02,903 Didn't we already have this conversation? 309 00:12:02,905 --> 00:12:04,154 You don't touch my stuff. 310 00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:05,939 You said yes, by the way. 311 00:12:05,941 --> 00:12:07,958 And you definitely don't accept dates on my behalf. 312 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,226 Why not? We're both equally aware 313 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,911 that you're attracted to this man. 314 00:12:10,913 --> 00:12:12,796 No, we are both not equally aware of my feelings. 315 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,130 (bell ringing) 316 00:12:14,132 --> 00:12:15,382 MAN: Super's office. 317 00:12:15,384 --> 00:12:16,800 (New York accent): Yes, this is 318 00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,218 Detective Donowicz of the NYPD. 319 00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:21,421 We got a warrant to look inside apartment 2G. 320 00:12:21,423 --> 00:12:22,923 We don't have a warrant. 321 00:12:22,925 --> 00:12:24,624 They almost never ask to see it. 322 00:12:24,626 --> 00:12:26,626 (buzzer sounds) 323 00:12:30,848 --> 00:12:33,416 This is the apartment he kept on the side? 324 00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:34,734 This place is amazing. 325 00:12:34,736 --> 00:12:37,187 (clears throat) 326 00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:40,724 Mr. Talbott, your bosses would like a word. 327 00:13:00,996 --> 00:13:03,163 (indistinct radio transmission) 328 00:13:03,165 --> 00:13:05,132 WATSON: You all right? 329 00:13:05,134 --> 00:13:07,718 I'm sure you already know that the support meetings, 330 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,521 you're not even allowed to name the drug you've abused. 331 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,772 Just saying it out loud 332 00:13:11,774 --> 00:13:13,507 might be enough to make someone relapse. 333 00:13:13,509 --> 00:13:15,592 I told you I don't pay attention in those meetings. 334 00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:18,929 Heroin was one of the drugs that landed you in rehab. 335 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:21,598 You're not just hearing the word. 336 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,401 You're in a apartment where it's laid out in front of you. 337 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:25,936 Do you want to get away from this? 338 00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:27,571 We can go outside and talk. 339 00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:29,573 I'm fine. I have to be. I'm working a case. 340 00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:31,742 And talking about my feelings 341 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,310 is not gonna get it solved, right? 342 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:36,063 Peter Talbott is right there. Your job is over. 343 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,515 Over? Do you see that salad sitting there? 344 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:43,487 Captain, you're classifying this as an accidental overdose, yeah? 345 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:46,123 We'll wait on the M.E. to make the final determination, 346 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,509 but you're looking at the same picture we are. 347 00:13:48,511 --> 00:13:50,077 Indeed. But I don't think we need to wait on the Examiner 348 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,512 to get started-- I think there's a good chance 349 00:13:51,514 --> 00:13:53,163 Peter Talbott was murdered. 350 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,631 Murdered? The guy's holding the needle he used 351 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:56,016 to shoot himself up. 352 00:13:56,018 --> 00:13:58,685 He's holding the needle that someone used to shoot him up. 353 00:13:58,687 --> 00:14:00,637 Look at his arm. There's no track marks on it. 354 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:03,774 Doesn't mean anything-- a junkie can find a vein anywhere. 355 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,576 Look around you. Does this look like 356 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:09,897 the typical apartment of a hardcore heroin user? 357 00:14:09,899 --> 00:14:12,483 It's-It's-It's pristine! 358 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:15,069 I'd wager even the food 359 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,821 is perfectly arranged. 360 00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:20,908 Ha. Does that look like the typical fridge 361 00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:23,043 of a heroin addict? 362 00:14:23,045 --> 00:14:25,212 No, not a typical one. 363 00:14:25,214 --> 00:14:28,715 Heroin users are looking for oblivion. 364 00:14:28,717 --> 00:14:30,717 They want the drug to dull their senses. 365 00:14:30,719 --> 00:14:32,836 That's why when they overdose, usually you find them in 366 00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:34,972 squalid apartments or alleyways. 367 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:38,058 They don't often keep apartments like this. 368 00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:42,146 And it's rare-ish that they hold jobs as a COO 369 00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:44,148 of a billion-dollar corporation. 370 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:48,185 So you're saying someone gave Peter Talbott that shot? 371 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:50,337 How? There's no sign of a struggle here. 372 00:14:50,339 --> 00:14:51,605 You can't walk up to someone 373 00:14:51,607 --> 00:14:53,657 and stick a syringe in their arm. 374 00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:57,578 No, you would need them to be unconscious first. 375 00:14:57,580 --> 00:15:00,781 Okay, granted I've never been hit with a salad container, 376 00:15:00,783 --> 00:15:02,816 but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't knock you out. 377 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:05,169 The killer would need Peter to be insensate 378 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:08,088 before delivering the fatal shot. 379 00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:09,373 But a drug other than heroin would 380 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:10,991 surely show up on tox screens. 381 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,876 So what's the most efficient solution? 382 00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:15,162 If Peter Talbott was murdered, 383 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:18,932 I'd imagine the first dose of heroin came from here. 384 00:15:18,934 --> 00:15:21,135 After he passed out, 385 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,554 the killer dragged him 386 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:28,142 to the chair where he delivered the fatal shot. 387 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,060 You think someone dosed his salad dressing? 388 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,695 I think it's worth exploring. 389 00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,346 It's easy enough to find out if I'm right. 390 00:15:33,348 --> 00:15:34,531 We just test the salad 391 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:35,782 for the presence of heroin. 392 00:15:35,784 --> 00:15:37,317 I'll hold my breath on that. 393 00:15:37,319 --> 00:15:39,786 Meantime, I got to notify Talbott's wife 394 00:15:39,788 --> 00:15:42,623 of all... this. I'm coming. 395 00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:45,125 He-he keeps a special apartment for prostitutes. 396 00:15:45,127 --> 00:15:48,045 If he was murdered, surely his wife had motive. 397 00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:49,379 You can watch. 398 00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:51,031 She just lost her husband-- 399 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:54,001 the last thing she needs to deal with right now... 400 00:15:54,003 --> 00:15:56,003 is you. 401 00:15:57,972 --> 00:16:00,390 WOMAN: Oh, my God. 402 00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,643 Peter said he was done with it all. 403 00:16:02,645 --> 00:16:05,078 The girls, the partying. 404 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,364 He just told me he was ready for kids 405 00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:10,017 and you're saying he was using heroin? Everything cool? 406 00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:11,935 BELL: Our sincere condolences. You're staring. 407 00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:13,237 Ms. Talbott, 408 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,771 sorry to interrupt. 409 00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:16,440 Would you mind telling us where you were 410 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,909 two nights ago between the hours of 6:00 and midnight? 411 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,527 What? The medical examiner 412 00:16:20,529 --> 00:16:21,745 estimates that's when your husband died. 413 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,247 I was wondering where you where. 414 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:24,748 No. You-you think I'd hurt my husband? 415 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,201 No, no, everything we've seen so far 416 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:28,452 says accidental death. 417 00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:29,753 HOLMES: Even so-- your whereabouts. 418 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,838 You don't... have to answer that. 419 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,924 I-I volunteer at Habitat for Humanity. 420 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,792 I was at a silent auction. 421 00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:38,595 Th-There must have been 200 people who saw me there. 422 00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:40,030 Thank you. 423 00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,515 And until today, 424 00:16:41,517 --> 00:16:43,700 you had no idea your husband was using heroin? 425 00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:45,135 I told you, no. 426 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:46,720 I'm shocked. 427 00:16:47,772 --> 00:16:50,023 But... I... 428 00:16:50,025 --> 00:16:52,009 can't say I'm... 429 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,644 totally surprised. 430 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:56,313 He's been overwhelmed ever since they named him COO. 431 00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:58,949 Peter used to say he thought the last guy dropped dead 432 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,901 just to get out of going into work. 433 00:17:00,903 --> 00:17:02,236 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 434 00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,820 Did you just say 435 00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:05,272 the previous chief operating officer 436 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,574 of Canon-Ebersole also died? 437 00:17:07,576 --> 00:17:10,077 He was allergic to peanuts-- he died when some restaurant 438 00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:12,079 put the wrong oil in his lunch. 439 00:17:12,081 --> 00:17:13,280 How long ago was that? 440 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,665 Last October. Why? What does this 441 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:15,882 have to do with Peter? 442 00:17:15,884 --> 00:17:16,883 Nothing at all. 443 00:17:16,885 --> 00:17:17,884 We're finished here. 444 00:17:17,886 --> 00:17:19,619 Thank you very much 445 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:20,671 for coming in. 446 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,755 And again, we've very, 447 00:17:21,757 --> 00:17:23,507 very sorry for your loss. 448 00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:24,925 Yes. 449 00:17:29,314 --> 00:17:30,897 Peanut allergies? 450 00:17:30,899 --> 00:17:32,399 Seriously? 451 00:17:32,401 --> 00:17:35,402 Canon-Ebersole has lost two COO's in a year. 452 00:17:35,404 --> 00:17:37,721 That seems like a dangerous job. 453 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,741 (speaking Mandarin) 454 00:17:43,528 --> 00:17:45,478 You speak Mandarin? 455 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,447 Not as well as I'd like. You? 456 00:17:47,449 --> 00:17:49,249 Not as well as my mother would like. 457 00:17:49,251 --> 00:17:50,450 Who was that? 458 00:17:50,452 --> 00:17:52,419 The chef that prepared the meal 459 00:17:52,421 --> 00:17:55,422 that killed Peter Talbott's predecessor at Canon-Ebersole. 460 00:17:55,424 --> 00:17:56,990 Any particular reason? 461 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,675 I won't get the test results back 462 00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:00,711 from Peter Talbott's salad for a couple of hours. 463 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,846 In the meantime, I suppose I'm just curious. 464 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,931 The previous COO of Canon-Ebersole 465 00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:07,267 was a man named Gary Norris. 466 00:18:07,269 --> 00:18:08,935 Terrible allergies. 467 00:18:08,937 --> 00:18:11,221 Yes, noted earlier. 468 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:14,474 Did you know he was fanatical about avoiding peanut products? 469 00:18:14,476 --> 00:18:16,193 He ate every single takeout meal 470 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:18,028 from the same Chinese restaurant. 471 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:20,147 He had a special arrangement with the chef, 472 00:18:20,149 --> 00:18:22,316 who knew never to have peanut oil around 473 00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,618 when he was preparing Gary Norris's meals. 474 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,870 Well, it only takes one slip up. 475 00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:29,072 But the chef swears he didn't slip up. 476 00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:31,908 He prepared that meal personally, and he believes 477 00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:34,745 that someone put the peanut oil in Gary Norris's food 478 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,546 after it left his kitchen. 479 00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:38,882 I'm starting to think he could be right. 480 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,967 Death by peanut oil-- that would be 481 00:18:40,969 --> 00:18:43,136 a brilliant way to kill someone. Hmm. 482 00:18:43,138 --> 00:18:46,423 If Peter Talbott was murdered, the M.O. is consistent: 483 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,091 eliminate your target 484 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,543 in a way that the world thinks is an accident. 485 00:18:50,545 --> 00:18:52,679 Damn it! 486 00:18:55,099 --> 00:18:58,635 Earlier, when I asked you about being around heroin again, 487 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,104 you wanted to say something? 488 00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:02,756 I could tell. 489 00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:06,276 I'd forgotten what it smells like. 490 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:09,529 Cooked heroin. 491 00:19:09,531 --> 00:19:11,003 It brought back memories. 492 00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:17,156 You also said that heroin users want to dull their senses, 493 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,956 that they crave oblivion. 494 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:22,209 Is that what you wanted? 495 00:19:22,211 --> 00:19:23,576 It's nearly 7:00. 496 00:19:23,578 --> 00:19:25,379 You're gonna miss your dinner date. 497 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:26,997 I'm not going. You need me tonight. 498 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,432 Actually... 499 00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:32,185 what I need, I believe, is privacy tonight. 500 00:19:32,187 --> 00:19:33,937 I'm not gonna relapse. 501 00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:36,756 Besides, if I wanted drugs, I could always just 502 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:39,476 climb out the window, whether you're here or not. 503 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,478 Go. 504 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,998 If it makes you happy, I'll take a spit test when you get back. 505 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:48,568 All right. 506 00:19:58,045 --> 00:19:59,830 I am officially calling it. 507 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,915 "Foam" is-is not a category of food. 508 00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:03,633 (laughs): It just isn't. 509 00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:06,002 I feel like I should take you to a restaurant 510 00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,671 that provides actual sustenance. 511 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,890 That's all right. After all the bubbles subsided, 512 00:20:09,892 --> 00:20:11,291 there was food underneath. 513 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,893 No, you're missing my point. 514 00:20:12,895 --> 00:20:14,978 Can't you see that's my stealthy way 515 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:17,063 of asking you out on another date. 516 00:20:17,065 --> 00:20:18,965 Oh, smooth! 517 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:22,102 Yeah. So smooth you didn't even notice. 518 00:20:22,104 --> 00:20:24,604 No, I didn't. (laughs): I was... 519 00:20:24,606 --> 00:20:27,474 Seriously, though, I... I had fun. 520 00:20:28,476 --> 00:20:30,327 Most of my dates these days 521 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,412 are spent talking about ex-husbands. 522 00:20:32,414 --> 00:20:34,030 You didn't go there. 523 00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:35,749 Well, that's easy-- I've never been married. 524 00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:37,984 What about you? No. 525 00:20:45,126 --> 00:20:47,494 Your chariot. 526 00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:51,164 (clears throat): So, uh... 527 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:54,468 like I said, this was fun. 528 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,169 It was. 529 00:20:57,805 --> 00:21:00,006 Thanks. 530 00:21:01,442 --> 00:21:02,893 Thank you. 531 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,478 (laughs) 532 00:21:09,066 --> 00:21:10,484 Who are they? 533 00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,068 Employees of Canon-Ebersole 534 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,538 who have died over the last ten years. 535 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,156 It is a big company. 536 00:21:16,158 --> 00:21:18,325 Odds are they're gonna lose some people along the way. 537 00:21:18,327 --> 00:21:20,860 And some of these, no doubt, are random. 538 00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:23,530 But there could be a pattern hidden in there. 539 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:26,166 How was your date? Good. 540 00:21:26,168 --> 00:21:27,801 Fun. 541 00:21:28,636 --> 00:21:30,587 I think maybe he lied to me. 542 00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:33,256 It was the end of the night and we were talking 543 00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:35,008 about whether or not we've been married, 544 00:21:35,010 --> 00:21:37,427 and when he said he hadn't-- and this isn't something 545 00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:39,846 I would've noticed before I started working with you-- 546 00:21:39,848 --> 00:21:42,566 but I... could swear he wasn't telling the truth. 547 00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,601 Flexing our deductive muscles, are we? 548 00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:46,102 I could burst with pride. 549 00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:47,737 The next step is confirmation. 550 00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:50,440 It's easy enough to find out if he was married. 551 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:51,775 What was his last name? 552 00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,159 Whoa. Hold on. 553 00:21:53,161 --> 00:21:54,894 Not a cyber-stalker. 554 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:57,030 Do you want to find out if you're right or don't you? 555 00:21:58,616 --> 00:22:00,934 (sighs) His last name is Ward. 556 00:22:00,936 --> 00:22:03,069 Quick visit to maritalrecords.com 557 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:05,622 tells us that Aaron Ward 558 00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:08,625 of New York City was... 559 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:09,843 Oh. 560 00:22:09,845 --> 00:22:11,334 "Oh." "Oh"-- what does that mean? 561 00:22:11,335 --> 00:22:12,295 He wasn't married. 562 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,965 - Oh. - He is married. 563 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:17,284 To a woman called Grace Arber. 564 00:22:17,286 --> 00:22:18,768 They just celebrated their anniversary. 565 00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:20,353 How could Emily set me up with a married guy? 566 00:22:20,355 --> 00:22:22,305 Well, look at it this way: your instincts were right. 567 00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:24,641 And you're home early, so I assume you haven't become 568 00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:26,309 an unwitting adulteress. 569 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:27,594 (phone chimes) 570 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,195 I knew it! 571 00:22:29,197 --> 00:22:31,765 Knew what? That's the NYPD lab. 572 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:34,367 They agreed to rush the tests of Peter Talbott's salad 573 00:22:34,369 --> 00:22:36,987 and there were trace amounts of heroin in it. 574 00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:38,455 Mm. My advice... 575 00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:40,073 don't dwell on that man's petty deceptions. 576 00:22:40,075 --> 00:22:41,408 You need your rest. 577 00:22:41,410 --> 00:22:43,710 We're going to Canon-Ebersole tomorrow. 578 00:22:43,712 --> 00:22:45,161 We're going to call another meeting of their Board of Directors. 579 00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:47,330 Can you do that? You don't even work there anymore. 580 00:22:47,332 --> 00:22:48,882 Not technically, but I think 581 00:22:48,884 --> 00:22:50,417 they're gonna want my help in trying to figure out 582 00:22:50,419 --> 00:22:52,419 whether there's a murderer working there. 583 00:22:54,088 --> 00:22:57,457 HOLMES: Miles Durham, former head trader in your Denver office. 584 00:22:57,459 --> 00:23:00,927 Mr. Durham was a volunteer with wilderness search and rescue 585 00:23:00,929 --> 00:23:03,897 who always filed his travel plans with the ranger office 586 00:23:03,899 --> 00:23:05,231 whenever he went camping. 587 00:23:05,233 --> 00:23:06,600 CHO: We're busy people, Mr. Holmes. 588 00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,034 What are we doing here? 589 00:23:08,036 --> 00:23:10,770 Maria Filipello. 590 00:23:10,772 --> 00:23:12,856 She ran your equities division in Dallas. 591 00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:14,908 She suffocated in 2005 592 00:23:14,910 --> 00:23:17,027 when the natural gas line running into her house ruptured. 593 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:19,479 Never been another problem with that brand of piping 594 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,197 before or since. 595 00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:22,666 Jason Palmer. 596 00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:24,200 He worked in the New York office. 597 00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:27,003 Got a $5 million bonus in 2009. 598 00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:28,855 Then drowned, while swimming in a lake 599 00:23:28,857 --> 00:23:30,206 near his home in the Catskills. 600 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:31,424 The odd things is, 601 00:23:31,426 --> 00:23:32,959 when Jason Palmer was in college, 602 00:23:32,961 --> 00:23:34,628 he was a beach lifeguard at Martha's Vineyard. 603 00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:36,496 Uh, respectfully, Mr. Holmes, 604 00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:39,549 you found Peter, he O.D.'d, we're done. 605 00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:40,750 Peter Talbott was murdered. 606 00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:42,302 The police are investigating now. 607 00:23:42,304 --> 00:23:44,354 I believe the man who killed him 608 00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:47,557 also killed your previous COO, Gary Norris. 609 00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:49,192 And these three unfortunate souls. 610 00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:50,593 Possibly one or two others, as well. 611 00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:53,029 I can't find a plausible motive for anyone 612 00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:55,615 outside the company to have committed these murders. 613 00:23:55,617 --> 00:23:56,950 These are not crimes of passion. 614 00:23:56,952 --> 00:23:58,234 They're too well concealed for that. 615 00:23:58,236 --> 00:23:59,953 They're crimes of opportunity. 616 00:23:59,955 --> 00:24:02,622 I think you may have a sociopath in your midst. 617 00:24:02,624 --> 00:24:06,042 A particularly cunning, methodical killer. 618 00:24:06,044 --> 00:24:08,044 If I'm right, they wait, they analyze, 619 00:24:08,046 --> 00:24:10,330 and when the time is right to give themselves a leg up, 620 00:24:10,332 --> 00:24:11,948 they pounce. 621 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:15,285 You're saying someone is killing their way up the ladder? 622 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,653 That sounds insane to me. 623 00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:19,222 I'd love to be wrong. 624 00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:22,325 But someone did dose Peter Talbott's salad with heroin. 625 00:24:22,327 --> 00:24:24,928 As for the rest, you let me do my work. 626 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:27,147 I'll need access to your records. 627 00:24:27,149 --> 00:24:28,798 If this person is here, I'll find them. 628 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:33,269 We control billions of dollars worth of assets, Mr. Holmes. 629 00:24:33,271 --> 00:24:35,538 We can't give you access to these files. 630 00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:37,340 They're confidential. I don't need to audit you, 631 00:24:37,342 --> 00:24:39,042 I just need to do some simple math. 632 00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:41,161 There can't be that many people 633 00:24:41,163 --> 00:24:42,779 who worked in Denver in 2003, 634 00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:44,080 Dallas in 2005, 635 00:24:44,082 --> 00:24:45,665 New York since 2009. 636 00:24:45,667 --> 00:24:47,017 If I can find this person quickly, 637 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:48,952 I can wrap this up with a minimum of scandal. 638 00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:50,286 All right, enough. 639 00:24:50,288 --> 00:24:52,222 FOWKES: This is not necessary. 640 00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:53,373 Are you listening to me? 641 00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:55,025 There may be a murderer at Canon-Ebersole. 642 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:57,010 There's not a killer. You know how I know that? 643 00:24:57,012 --> 00:24:58,712 Because the only person with the career path 644 00:24:58,714 --> 00:25:00,714 that you're describing is me. 645 00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:02,132 What are you saying? 646 00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:04,083 That I murdered, like, what, like five people? 647 00:25:06,454 --> 00:25:08,087 Well, this is a bit awkward, 648 00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:10,974 but I-I'd say that you're a damn good suspect. 649 00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:18,620 (doorbell rings) 650 00:25:18,622 --> 00:25:20,906 I thought I'd bring you your check personally. 651 00:25:20,908 --> 00:25:22,742 Also, we need to talk. 652 00:25:22,743 --> 00:25:25,544 Do we? 653 00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:29,081 Eggs? 654 00:25:29,083 --> 00:25:30,616 I'm sure I could find another fork. 655 00:25:30,618 --> 00:25:32,568 I'm not hungry. I came here to end this. 656 00:25:32,570 --> 00:25:33,869 Well, that should be simple enough. 657 00:25:33,871 --> 00:25:35,320 Just confess. 658 00:25:35,322 --> 00:25:37,623 Save us both a great deal of time and trouble. 659 00:25:37,625 --> 00:25:40,592 Do you have any idea what you did to me today? 660 00:25:40,594 --> 00:25:42,961 Do you know what it takes just to survive 661 00:25:42,963 --> 00:25:44,429 at a place like Canon-Ebersole? 662 00:25:44,431 --> 00:25:46,465 I think avoiding you would be a good start. 663 00:25:46,467 --> 00:25:49,301 I've never killed anyone. 664 00:25:49,303 --> 00:25:53,605 I went to parochial school, Mr. Holmes. 665 00:25:53,607 --> 00:25:56,124 I've pretty much broken every commandment they ever taught me. 666 00:25:56,126 --> 00:25:58,610 Father Ray probably isn't very proud of me, 667 00:25:58,612 --> 00:26:01,647 but then again, Father Ray doesn't have a country house. 668 00:26:01,649 --> 00:26:04,650 I was inches away from becoming COO, 669 00:26:04,652 --> 00:26:06,134 which everybody knows 670 00:26:06,136 --> 00:26:08,070 is where they groom you for the big chair. 671 00:26:08,072 --> 00:26:10,622 And you accuse me of murder. 672 00:26:10,624 --> 00:26:13,125 You think everybody in that place isn't talking? 673 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,994 Gossip's poison in that place. 674 00:26:15,996 --> 00:26:17,763 Doesn't matter that I'm completely innocent. 675 00:26:17,765 --> 00:26:20,282 I'm never gonna get that job. 676 00:26:20,284 --> 00:26:22,033 Sorry. Are you done? 677 00:26:22,035 --> 00:26:24,386 Every time you say "innocent," I... I tune out. 678 00:26:24,388 --> 00:26:26,622 In that case, I'm just going to have to prove it to you, aren't I? 679 00:26:26,624 --> 00:26:30,058 Miles Durham, the first of these so-called murders. 680 00:26:30,060 --> 00:26:31,760 He disappeared during a camping trip. 681 00:26:31,762 --> 00:26:33,262 August 2003, right? 682 00:26:33,264 --> 00:26:36,265 He left August 7... 683 00:26:36,267 --> 00:26:40,269 He was supposed to return August 9. 684 00:26:41,271 --> 00:26:43,105 What is this? Medical records. Mine. 685 00:26:43,107 --> 00:26:46,275 I had elective surgery, August 6, 2003. 686 00:26:46,277 --> 00:26:48,160 There were, uh... 687 00:26:48,162 --> 00:26:49,611 complications. 688 00:26:49,613 --> 00:26:52,564 I wasn't released until August 12. 689 00:26:52,566 --> 00:26:54,232 Liposuction. Rhytidoplasty. 690 00:26:54,234 --> 00:26:56,068 You had a face-lift. 691 00:26:56,070 --> 00:26:58,870 You see many jowly men on the cover of Barron's, Mr. Holmes? 692 00:26:58,872 --> 00:27:01,640 My point is, I couldn't have murdered Miles Durham. 693 00:27:01,642 --> 00:27:03,525 And I'll tell you something else. 694 00:27:03,527 --> 00:27:07,462 Dan Cho-- arrogant little pissant-- 695 00:27:07,464 --> 00:27:10,182 no, he didn't work for Canon-Ebersole in 2003, 696 00:27:10,184 --> 00:27:12,517 because he had a summer internship with us 697 00:27:12,519 --> 00:27:14,386 while he was in business school. 698 00:27:14,388 --> 00:27:15,971 Worked at our Denver office. 699 00:27:15,973 --> 00:27:18,023 Here's his file. 700 00:27:18,025 --> 00:27:21,693 We hired him in 2005, sent him to Dallas. 701 00:27:21,695 --> 00:27:23,928 You think there's a sociopath working for us? 702 00:27:23,930 --> 00:27:27,098 Let me let you in on a little secret, Mr. Holmes. 703 00:27:28,117 --> 00:27:30,101 We're all sociopaths. 704 00:27:33,990 --> 00:27:35,590 WATSON: Hey. 705 00:27:35,592 --> 00:27:38,744 Hey, I'm trying to read up there. 706 00:27:38,746 --> 00:27:39,961 This doesn't make any sense. 707 00:27:39,963 --> 00:27:42,064 Yes, Dan Cho interned in Denver 708 00:27:42,066 --> 00:27:43,715 during the summer of 2003. 709 00:27:43,717 --> 00:27:45,751 But he didn't benefit from the first murder. 710 00:27:45,753 --> 00:27:48,053 Company didn't even hire him till two years later. 711 00:27:48,055 --> 00:27:49,638 First of all, you're not even sure 712 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:50,989 Miles Durham's disappearance was a murder. 713 00:27:50,991 --> 00:27:52,224 Okay, let's say it was. 714 00:27:52,226 --> 00:27:53,625 Maybe this guy Dan Cho 715 00:27:53,627 --> 00:27:55,394 killed him to get a charge out of it. 716 00:27:55,396 --> 00:27:57,462 The-the murder was the benefit. 717 00:27:57,464 --> 00:27:58,764 People who enjoy killing 718 00:27:58,766 --> 00:28:00,565 like to share their enthusiasm with others. 719 00:28:00,567 --> 00:28:03,268 They want everyone to know there's a murderer out there. 720 00:28:03,270 --> 00:28:05,187 And anyway, even after he was hired, 721 00:28:05,189 --> 00:28:06,855 he didn't benefit from the deaths 722 00:28:06,857 --> 00:28:08,523 nearly as much as Jim Fowkes. 723 00:28:08,525 --> 00:28:10,776 But Jim Fowkes... 724 00:28:10,778 --> 00:28:12,744 Jim Fowkes didn't do the first one! 725 00:28:12,746 --> 00:28:14,329 It would appear not! 726 00:28:14,331 --> 00:28:16,698 (phone chimes) 727 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:18,617 Marrying man? 728 00:28:18,619 --> 00:28:19,868 He just won't quit. 729 00:28:19,870 --> 00:28:21,319 He says he is married, 730 00:28:21,321 --> 00:28:23,355 but he wants to meet me to explain himself. 731 00:28:23,357 --> 00:28:25,090 You should go. Coffee with a creep? 732 00:28:25,092 --> 00:28:26,858 No, thanks. If nothing else, 733 00:28:26,860 --> 00:28:29,227 it would be an interesting experiment in deduction for you. 734 00:28:29,229 --> 00:28:30,495 Spot the lie. 735 00:28:30,497 --> 00:28:32,097 Besides... 736 00:28:32,099 --> 00:28:33,715 I need time to think, 737 00:28:33,717 --> 00:28:36,284 which means it's not gonna get any quieter around here. 738 00:28:36,286 --> 00:28:38,887 I... 739 00:28:48,748 --> 00:28:51,900 Donna. 740 00:28:51,902 --> 00:28:53,402 Can I get you something? 741 00:28:53,404 --> 00:28:55,987 I'm good. 742 00:28:57,407 --> 00:28:59,958 How did you find out I'm married? 743 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:02,411 Um... I thought you wanted to explain yourself, 744 00:29:02,413 --> 00:29:04,045 not the other way around. Okay, wait. 745 00:29:04,047 --> 00:29:06,264 I did lie to you. 746 00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:07,866 I did. 747 00:29:07,868 --> 00:29:10,252 But it's not what you think. 748 00:29:10,254 --> 00:29:12,587 I volunteer, uh, 749 00:29:12,589 --> 00:29:15,173 for a place called Shoreline Community Services. 750 00:29:15,175 --> 00:29:16,925 It's a legal aid thing. 751 00:29:16,927 --> 00:29:20,178 We... work with people who are seeking political asylum. 752 00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:21,530 A while back, 753 00:29:21,532 --> 00:29:23,815 I helped out with a woman from Kosovo. 754 00:29:23,817 --> 00:29:26,017 Her father was a general in the war, 755 00:29:26,019 --> 00:29:27,853 for the losing side, 756 00:29:27,855 --> 00:29:31,273 and when it ended, he was shot in the street. 757 00:29:31,275 --> 00:29:33,909 She would have been killed had she returned home. 758 00:29:33,911 --> 00:29:36,561 But the U.S. wouldn't give her asylum. 759 00:29:38,748 --> 00:29:41,700 So you married her to keep her in the country. 760 00:29:41,702 --> 00:29:43,535 Do you have a relationship? 761 00:29:43,537 --> 00:29:45,003 Mm... 762 00:29:45,005 --> 00:29:46,905 She lives in Hoboken. 763 00:29:46,907 --> 00:29:50,459 I check in on her sometimes. That's it. 764 00:29:50,461 --> 00:29:52,577 We can get a divorce in a year, 765 00:29:52,579 --> 00:29:54,913 without the government crawling all over us. 766 00:29:56,933 --> 00:29:59,301 I would have told you eventually, 767 00:29:59,303 --> 00:30:00,836 if there was an "eventually"" 768 00:30:00,838 --> 00:30:03,505 But, uh... 769 00:30:03,507 --> 00:30:06,741 but now I'm just... I'm sorry. 770 00:30:06,743 --> 00:30:08,310 (sighs) 771 00:30:08,312 --> 00:30:11,496 Helping her was a really compassionate thing to do. 772 00:30:11,498 --> 00:30:14,098 Thank you. 773 00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:17,402 But if you don't mind my asking, how did you find out about it? 774 00:30:20,823 --> 00:30:21,957 (chimes) 775 00:30:21,959 --> 00:30:23,241 HOLMES: Excuse me. 776 00:30:23,243 --> 00:30:24,743 Donna? 777 00:30:24,745 --> 00:30:26,745 It is Donna, right? 778 00:30:26,747 --> 00:30:28,330 (sighs) 779 00:30:28,332 --> 00:30:30,615 No one ever remembers the secretary, do they, Donna? 780 00:30:30,617 --> 00:30:32,133 Excuse me, what? 781 00:30:32,135 --> 00:30:34,336 As a career choice, has its limits. 782 00:30:34,338 --> 00:30:37,589 But then it does afford one a certain cloak of invisibility. 783 00:30:37,591 --> 00:30:39,641 I-I don't know what you're talking about. 784 00:30:39,643 --> 00:30:41,626 But I'm pretty sure that Mr. Fowkes 785 00:30:41,628 --> 00:30:43,628 had you banned from the building. 786 00:30:43,630 --> 00:30:45,597 You've been with him a long time, haven't you? 787 00:30:45,599 --> 00:30:47,432 Until tonight, I just assumed that you'd... 788 00:30:47,434 --> 00:30:49,734 come to work with him after he moved to New York. 789 00:30:49,736 --> 00:30:52,136 Then I saw your name as the emergency contact 790 00:30:52,138 --> 00:30:54,573 for a surgical procedure he had in Denver. 791 00:30:55,908 --> 00:30:57,826 You followed him to Dallas, too, didn't you? 792 00:30:57,828 --> 00:31:00,579 Mr. Fowkes is a good boss, and we're loyal to each other. 793 00:31:00,581 --> 00:31:02,480 He's certainly had a meteoric rise. 794 00:31:02,482 --> 00:31:06,117 And he probably owes some of that to you, doesn't he, Donna? 795 00:31:07,987 --> 00:31:09,421 Jim Fowkes wasn't the only one to benefit 796 00:31:09,423 --> 00:31:12,257 from the deaths at Canon-Ebersole, was he? 797 00:31:12,259 --> 00:31:13,875 Do I need to call security? 798 00:31:13,877 --> 00:31:15,594 By all means. Hmm. Let's loop them 799 00:31:15,596 --> 00:31:16,761 into the conversation. 800 00:31:16,763 --> 00:31:17,963 (elevator bell dings) 801 00:31:19,682 --> 00:31:21,049 No? 802 00:31:21,051 --> 00:31:23,051 Didn't think so. 803 00:31:25,438 --> 00:31:28,339 Quite obvious when you look at it in the proper light. 804 00:31:28,341 --> 00:31:30,976 Every time Jim got promoted, you had something to gain. 805 00:31:30,978 --> 00:31:32,944 Pay raise, stock options. 806 00:31:32,946 --> 00:31:35,730 The company even contributes to your retirement plan now. 807 00:31:35,732 --> 00:31:38,149 So? I've given them years of my life. 808 00:31:38,151 --> 00:31:39,651 Must be quite a feeling-- 809 00:31:39,653 --> 00:31:41,570 steering the fate of a giant company 810 00:31:41,572 --> 00:31:43,221 from your tiny little cubicle. 811 00:31:43,223 --> 00:31:45,189 (sighs) Get away from me. 812 00:31:45,191 --> 00:31:48,326 Question is did your boss know or were you working alone? 813 00:31:48,328 --> 00:31:50,929 If you collaborated, it would behoove you to start talking. 814 00:31:50,931 --> 00:31:53,898 First one to tattle gets the shortest sentence. 815 00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:56,501 I've seen executives like you come and go. 816 00:31:56,503 --> 00:31:59,370 A little bit of smarts, a whole lot of ego. 817 00:31:59,372 --> 00:32:01,222 Take my word, you've never seen anyone like me. 818 00:32:01,224 --> 00:32:04,476 Oh, sure, I have. My bosses use $5,000 suits 819 00:32:04,478 --> 00:32:06,061 to get attention. 820 00:32:06,063 --> 00:32:07,879 You use a scarf and an old T-shirt. 821 00:32:07,881 --> 00:32:09,898 (chuckles) You're so proud of yourself 822 00:32:09,900 --> 00:32:11,399 for what you think you discovered, 823 00:32:11,401 --> 00:32:13,051 you just couldn't wait to tell me. 824 00:32:13,053 --> 00:32:14,903 Even if it meant following me into an empty 825 00:32:14,905 --> 00:32:16,438 parking garage. 826 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,657 (stun gun zapping) 827 00:32:35,151 --> 00:32:37,351 (passing car horn honking) 828 00:32:36,738 --> 00:32:38,155 (groans) 829 00:32:38,157 --> 00:32:39,523 You're awake. 830 00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:40,908 Good. 831 00:32:40,910 --> 00:32:42,859 Yeah, I've pursued my fair share of... 832 00:32:42,861 --> 00:32:44,378 killers, Miss Kaplan. 833 00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,697 Most of them... most of them are dreary people, but you 834 00:32:46,699 --> 00:32:49,667 I-I've a certain fascination with. You, uh... 835 00:32:49,669 --> 00:32:52,336 (sighs) Such initiative. 836 00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:53,721 Such patience. 837 00:32:53,723 --> 00:32:55,556 I don't think this is gonna work out 838 00:32:55,558 --> 00:32:58,375 for you though. Too rash. 839 00:32:58,377 --> 00:32:59,977 Did you tell anyone about me? 840 00:32:59,979 --> 00:33:01,929 Or did you just rush right down to grandstand? 841 00:33:01,931 --> 00:33:04,548 Oh, I e-mailed several colleagues... No, you didn't. 842 00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:06,183 We're gonna be at Mr. Fowkes' 843 00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:08,152 country estate in a couple of minutes. 844 00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:12,439 In a week or two, after somebody calls in an anonymous tip, 845 00:33:12,441 --> 00:33:14,057 the police are going to find 846 00:33:14,059 --> 00:33:16,577 your body buried on the property. 847 00:33:16,579 --> 00:33:18,362 And then everyone will know that you were right 848 00:33:18,364 --> 00:33:22,583 and that Mr. Fowkes killed you before you could prove it. 849 00:33:22,585 --> 00:33:24,418 You're gonna frame your boss. 850 00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:27,371 Daniel Cho is gonna get that promotion. 851 00:33:27,373 --> 00:33:30,708 I imagine he'll need an experienced executive secretary 852 00:33:30,710 --> 00:33:33,177 to watch his back as he rises to the top. 853 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:35,429 Hmm, I was wrong about you. 854 00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:37,598 You are smart. 855 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,767 Oh, that's quite a compliment coming from you. 856 00:33:39,769 --> 00:33:42,853 Canon-Ebersole should make you the managing director. 857 00:33:42,855 --> 00:33:46,256 They don't have the imagination for that kind of move. 858 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:49,777 (phone chimes) 859 00:33:49,779 --> 00:33:53,063 "Joan." That's the woman that you're always with, right? 860 00:33:53,065 --> 00:33:56,233 That's the fifth time she texted in the last 20 minutes. 861 00:33:56,235 --> 00:33:57,618 She won't stop, you know. 862 00:33:57,620 --> 00:33:59,603 Very high-strung. 863 00:33:59,605 --> 00:34:01,872 I wouldn't be surprised if she gets the police involved. 864 00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:03,874 Well, in that case, we should let her know 865 00:34:03,876 --> 00:34:06,810 that everything's okay. 866 00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:08,679 (pushes buttons on phone) 867 00:34:08,681 --> 00:34:09,880 I'm a sober companion. 868 00:34:09,882 --> 00:34:11,749 I work with recovering drug addicts. 869 00:34:11,751 --> 00:34:13,083 Sherlock is my client. 870 00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:15,135 His father hired me to help him stay clean. 871 00:34:15,137 --> 00:34:17,421 The only reason I am telling you this 872 00:34:17,423 --> 00:34:18,772 is because I think he may have relapsed. 873 00:34:18,774 --> 00:34:20,591 I need your help to find him. 874 00:34:20,593 --> 00:34:22,292 What makes you think he relapsed? 875 00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:25,128 The heroin from the crime scene the other day. 876 00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:26,313 It affected him. 877 00:34:26,315 --> 00:34:28,465 I think it brought some things back. 878 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:32,352 (phone chimes) 879 00:34:32,354 --> 00:34:34,405 It's Sherlock. 880 00:34:34,407 --> 00:34:36,990 He says he's fine, he's heading back. 881 00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:39,309 See? There you go. 882 00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:40,711 Nothing to worry about. 883 00:34:40,713 --> 00:34:42,613 "See you soon." 884 00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:45,516 HOLMES: No, seriously? 885 00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:47,885 You honestly expect me to dig my own grave? 886 00:34:47,887 --> 00:34:49,987 Have you ever been gut-shot? 887 00:34:49,989 --> 00:34:53,957 No. I imagine it makes it difficult to do manual labor. 888 00:34:53,959 --> 00:34:56,660 Shoot me, yank my fingernails out-- the answer's still no. 889 00:34:56,662 --> 00:34:58,395 I categorically refuse to dig a hole for you 890 00:34:58,397 --> 00:34:59,596 to bury me in, sorry. 891 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:01,432 DONNA: Fine. 892 00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:03,467 I'll do it myself. 893 00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:04,968 It's not supposed to be that deep. 894 00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:07,838 They're supposed to find you. 895 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,807 Tell me something. 896 00:35:09,809 --> 00:35:11,875 How did you get started with all this? 897 00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:14,878 You must be very proud of your projects. 898 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,282 It must kill you to have to keep it all to yourself, hmm? 899 00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:21,485 I-I'm about to die, so now's your chance to share. 900 00:35:21,487 --> 00:35:25,022 Good to share, yeah. 901 00:35:25,024 --> 00:35:26,690 Tell me. 902 00:35:26,692 --> 00:35:29,293 What launched the career of Donna Kaplan, 903 00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:30,794 corporate sociopath? 904 00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:33,197 Mr. Fowkes was a bonds salesman back in Denver, 905 00:35:33,199 --> 00:35:35,799 the company was downsizing. 906 00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:37,734 They were either going to cut his job... 907 00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:38,902 (siren chirps) 908 00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:41,138 What are they doing here? 909 00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:43,340 HOLMES: I'm not really sure. 910 00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:45,208 Bought me some time, though. 911 00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:46,894 Did you know I pick locks? 912 00:35:46,896 --> 00:35:49,229 (stun gun zapping) Pockets, too. 913 00:35:55,103 --> 00:35:57,220 (indistinct radio transmission) 914 00:35:57,222 --> 00:35:59,773 I can't take a tranquilizer, but if it's not too much trouble, 915 00:35:59,775 --> 00:36:02,376 I'd love ten minutes hooked up to your oxygen rig. 916 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,063 I'll just help myself then. 917 00:36:07,065 --> 00:36:09,750 There's plenty of oxygen out here, you know. 918 00:36:09,752 --> 00:36:11,668 Pure stuff's better. 919 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,504 It invigorates and restores. 920 00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:15,756 Haven't you heard? I've been through a trauma. 921 00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:21,678 That was, uh, very convenient 922 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,298 the local police showing up when they did. 923 00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:27,083 Too convenient to be a coincidence. 924 00:36:27,085 --> 00:36:29,553 It was the text message that Donna sent 925 00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:30,804 from my phone, wasn't it? 926 00:36:30,806 --> 00:36:33,440 "Everything's fine. Phone was off. 927 00:36:33,442 --> 00:36:35,943 My mistake. See you soon." That's it. 928 00:36:35,945 --> 00:36:38,762 No emoticons, no indecipherable acronyms. 929 00:36:38,764 --> 00:36:42,149 It didn't read like a teenager on a sugar high. 930 00:36:42,151 --> 00:36:44,318 Which meant you didn't write it. 931 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,070 I manipulated her into writing it for me. 932 00:36:47,072 --> 00:36:49,323 I knew she'd never be able to duplicate my flair 933 00:36:49,325 --> 00:36:52,075 for our evolving mother tongue. 934 00:36:52,077 --> 00:36:54,895 I also knew... I-I hoped 935 00:36:54,897 --> 00:36:56,947 that once you realized the message wasn't from me, 936 00:36:56,949 --> 00:37:00,133 you'd know I was in trouble. 937 00:37:01,252 --> 00:37:03,086 From there, it's relatively simple for the police 938 00:37:03,088 --> 00:37:05,672 to run a cellular interceptor on my phone, 939 00:37:05,674 --> 00:37:07,674 find my location, quick call to the local authorities... 940 00:37:07,676 --> 00:37:09,459 I'm sorry, are you trying to take credit 941 00:37:09,461 --> 00:37:11,345 for the fact that I saved your life? 942 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:15,682 And so soon after you promoted me to bodyguard. 943 00:37:15,684 --> 00:37:17,734 It was a collaboration. 944 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:20,654 Well done, Watson. 945 00:37:22,807 --> 00:37:26,577 Your deductive skills are not unworthy of further development. 946 00:37:26,579 --> 00:37:30,981 I think that was a compliment, buried in a double negative, 947 00:37:30,983 --> 00:37:33,316 so... thanks. 948 00:37:33,318 --> 00:37:35,085 MAN: Detective? 949 00:37:35,087 --> 00:37:37,037 (indistinct, overlapping chatter) 950 00:37:37,039 --> 00:37:38,789 Look, you should know, 951 00:37:38,791 --> 00:37:41,425 I went to Captain Gregson when I couldn't find you. 952 00:37:41,427 --> 00:37:43,493 I had to... 953 00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:46,630 explain some things to him. 954 00:37:50,668 --> 00:37:53,387 I'm sorry. 955 00:37:55,390 --> 00:37:58,392 You might want to have a talk with him. 956 00:38:05,182 --> 00:38:06,400 (knocking) 957 00:38:06,402 --> 00:38:08,318 Come in. 958 00:38:13,157 --> 00:38:15,692 (sighs heavily) 959 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,795 You know... (clears throat) 960 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,497 You were busy at Jim Fowkes' house, 961 00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:23,066 and I didn't get a chance to pull you aside. 962 00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:26,670 But I didn't want to let more time pass without having a word. 963 00:38:26,672 --> 00:38:29,372 We have something to talk about? 964 00:38:31,225 --> 00:38:33,560 There are any number of reasons 965 00:38:33,562 --> 00:38:36,212 why I didn't tell you about my history. 966 00:38:36,214 --> 00:38:39,716 Um... I've told myself dozens, 967 00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:43,186 all of them specious. 968 00:38:47,809 --> 00:38:51,161 In the end, um, it... it is simple. 969 00:38:51,163 --> 00:38:53,864 Uh, I was... I was... I was embarrassed. 970 00:38:57,702 --> 00:39:00,537 Since we first collaborated, 971 00:39:00,539 --> 00:39:03,623 you've always held me and my work in a certain esteem. 972 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:09,596 I guess I'm-I'm... I'm, uh... I'm m-more vain about that 973 00:39:09,598 --> 00:39:12,248 than I would care to admit. 974 00:39:14,886 --> 00:39:17,220 So, I'm sorry, 'cause you... 975 00:39:17,222 --> 00:39:19,773 you deserved to know. 976 00:39:19,775 --> 00:39:21,758 I did know. 977 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,527 I beg your pardon? 978 00:39:23,529 --> 00:39:25,979 Do you honestly think I'd let you consult 979 00:39:25,981 --> 00:39:29,099 for the NYPD without doing my homework? 980 00:39:29,101 --> 00:39:32,736 You told me Joan was your personal valet. 981 00:39:32,738 --> 00:39:35,288 Do you think I'm an idiot? 982 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:37,607 No. 983 00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:39,543 You are above average in intelligence. 984 00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:42,779 And for a policeman, I would say, top tier. 985 00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:45,582 I've known about your problem for a while now. 986 00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:47,317 Why didn't you say anything? 987 00:39:47,319 --> 00:39:49,653 I did, sort of. 988 00:39:49,655 --> 00:39:52,255 A while back, I asked you out for a drink. 989 00:39:52,257 --> 00:39:54,825 You said, "No" 990 00:39:54,827 --> 00:39:56,493 I figured you'd talk about it 991 00:39:56,495 --> 00:39:58,929 when you were ready to talk about it. 992 00:39:58,931 --> 00:40:01,698 Was I happy that you didn't tell me? 993 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:04,301 No. 994 00:40:05,536 --> 00:40:08,438 (sighs) 995 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:13,643 But your work hasn't slipped one bit since Scotland Yard. 996 00:40:16,013 --> 00:40:18,915 Thank you. 997 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:21,752 Well, not everyone 998 00:40:21,754 --> 00:40:23,987 is gonna see it my way, so, 999 00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:26,456 I'm gonna do us both a favor 1000 00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:29,526 and keep a lid on this. 1001 00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:51,181 (phone chimes) 1002 00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:55,902 Unbelievable. 1003 00:40:55,904 --> 00:40:58,238 What is? 1004 00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:00,874 It's just that green card marriage guy. 1005 00:41:00,876 --> 00:41:03,043 Emily's having this dinner party thing next week, 1006 00:41:03,045 --> 00:41:05,495 and we talked about maybe going together, 1007 00:41:05,497 --> 00:41:07,964 and I think now he's blowing me off. 1008 00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:10,533 But you know what the irony is? 1009 00:41:10,535 --> 00:41:13,804 I don't even want to be in a relationship right now. I... 1010 00:41:13,806 --> 00:41:16,173 It's just that Emily went to so much trouble. 1011 00:41:16,175 --> 00:41:19,209 Yet his apparent mutual disinterest irks you. 1012 00:41:19,211 --> 00:41:21,978 It's crazy, I know. 1013 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:26,382 If I had to guess, and by sitting there talking about it-- 1014 00:41:26,384 --> 00:41:28,384 you're forcing me to-- I would say 1015 00:41:28,386 --> 00:41:30,737 he finds your analytical skills intimidating. 1016 00:41:30,739 --> 00:41:32,189 He was a little weirded out 1017 00:41:32,191 --> 00:41:34,357 when I told him I looked him up online, 1018 00:41:34,359 --> 00:41:37,160 but he lied about being married, so we are square, right? 1019 00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:39,963 He might not see it that way. Doesn't, apparently. 1020 00:41:41,899 --> 00:41:44,400 It has its costs. 1021 00:41:44,402 --> 00:41:46,503 What does? 1022 00:41:46,505 --> 00:41:49,572 Learning to see the puzzle in everything. 1023 00:41:49,574 --> 00:41:51,758 They're everywhere. 1024 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:55,045 Once you start looking, it's impossible to stop. 1025 00:41:56,697 --> 00:41:59,516 It just so happens that people, 1026 00:41:59,518 --> 00:42:01,935 and all the deceits and delusions 1027 00:42:01,937 --> 00:42:04,888 that inform everything they do, 1028 00:42:04,890 --> 00:42:07,107 tend to be the most fascinating puzzles of all. 1029 00:42:07,109 --> 00:42:10,093 Of course, 1030 00:42:10,095 --> 00:42:12,929 they don't always appreciate being seen as such. 1031 00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:17,934 Seems like a lonely way to live. 1032 00:42:19,036 --> 00:42:23,206 As I said, it has its costs. 1033 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:25,442 ♪ 1034 00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:33,796 == sync, corrected by elderman ==